Hey, Ma! There's a customer in the trap!
The Amalga-Mating Season
The Charge of the Four Hundred!
We Could Cook Japs Quicker With Gas.
Refers to the battle at Iwo Jima.
1943 War Year; Happy New Year
Sure -- We'll Give You a Free Home
Look at the fine print, Sam.
The Sleeping Beauty
Time to Let Go
Showing the British Lion with its paws stuck in a porcupine labelled "Palestine Problem."
Lessons in Democracy
And we shall let the little girls play too.
I Came in With a Bang Where Will He End Up?
"...two lanes on the Queensboro'...same at Williamsburg...repairs on the Third Avenue...came through Greenwich..."
Sign the gas bill is one thing, getting the dough is another...
Yeah, we have a slight back-up, everybody's testing before they get out of town.
The word is leave the office early, rush hour could be really bad!
Mr. Milquetoast is asked by a Californian and a New Yorker if he is going to the World's Fair.
Uh - yes indeed I'm going. I wouldn't miss the World's Fair for anything. From all I can learn it's...
Mr. Milquetoast adjusts his garter
The lady who came to the world's fair in a trailer
Hazel, this is th' time capsul. It is buried 50 feet below us, and is not to be dug up for 5000 years....
Latest Wall St. quotations
It was my husband's idea, installing that ticker. He charges them five cents and does right well.
Recognition from a master
There -- that's what I mean by primitive. Notice the freedom of line, untrammeled by academic tradition...
Her first love, Richard Harding Davis' Van Bibber.
Whenever Mr. Milquetoast meets a friend at the steamer he imagines he is suspected of smuggling
After miles of walking at the fair, you finally arrive at home, kick off those hot, tight shoes, and spend the balance of the evening wriggling your grateful toes.
The days when theatre passes grew on trees
Here, Jimmy, take these tickets into th' boys in th' local room. Ed gets two for the Wizard of Oz --...
When the girl of the gay nineties saw her first Gibson picture and realized that all men were not the snub nosed, freckled, gangling roughnecks she had become accustomed to in her own little town.
Gee, Rody! Just look what a swell World's Fair we could have!
Astronomy in the Nineties
See th' Gibson girl in th' moon? Oh yes! Just as plain!
The inspiration to become an autograph collector
With My Shield, Or On It
The Main Squeeze, the Police Inspector's Grip of Vice
The Position of the Police Commissioner Can Do Nothing.
Mr. Milquetoast writes at length to some market tipsters, giving them a list of his almost worthless stocks.
This seems a bit too heavy for a four cent stamp. I think I'd better put on one of my own.
Mr. Milquetoast, a few minutes late for the curtain, misses the entire first act, rather than disturb the person next his aisle seat
Uh-er I'll stand out here if you don't mind.
Mr. Milquetoast happens to read the fine print on his theatre ticket
If sold or resold in violation of the provision of the theatre ticket ordinance, approved Dec. 28. 1918,...
Mr. Milquetoast, whose bank account shows a balance of $16.05, has been told that fear is largely responsible for our present condition
There is no getting away from the fact that we fatuously considered a trifling, temporarily recession...
Mr. Milquetoast never likes to be seen looking at undraped statuary
Mr. Milquetoast never feels quite so inferior as he does when passing one of those haughty show window dummies
I should have walked on the other side of the street.
The days when theatre tickets grew on trees
How about a pair of Annie Oakleys for t'night? Anything left? | Yup. Sothern an' Mansfield an' Maude...
What! You haven't heard about Henry? Why he was the 19,583,691st person to enter gate four at the World's Fair! Mr. Whalen sent him his photograph!
And remember, Al, don't spell it r-a-d-d-i-o
The Horse Race
How about a lovely ride, Alfred?
The Best Offer
[Various night clubs.]
Hm - my dear, don't you think it might be safer if we didn't keep in step while crossing this bridge?
The Leap Year Leaps
"What Are You Looking At? It's Not as if History is Repeating Itself!"